All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)
All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video.
LYRICS:
Pirate:
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hackers stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw).
I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts.
Dream Girl:
Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl.
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s.
Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked
’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report.com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
thought about goin’ but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free,
credit report.com baby!
Bike:
Check it out
Gas prices
Blowing up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its easy
Duration : 0:2:32
theres a cop on a …
theres a cop on a scooter!
the 3rd one’s my …
the 3rd one’s my favorite
i have had these …
i have had these comercials stuck in my head for 3 hours..
there is lol
there is lol
i didnt c the bike 1
i didnt c the bike 1
i love the bike one …
i love the bike one. just saw it this morning. isnt there a rollacoster one? or was imagining that?
Bike one is my …
Bike one is my favorite. xD
what ever happened …
what ever happened to the pointy shoes and green tights
#3 will always be …
#3 will always be my favorite ;3
#4 is next 😀
I hate these silly …
I hate these silly commercials & I wish they were off the air !
i like the pirates …
i like the pirates and the new car…….lol p.e.e.e thats spells pee come on everyone and sing with me!!……………….well u dont no if i have a home so come on and lemme show u my old dogs bone!! lol hahaha
I want to know if …
I want to know if they are actually a band. Because they are pretty good.
His voice is dubbed …
His voice is dubbed here in the US…
mad tv made one of …
mad tv made one of these commercials. It was a little longer than these, and it was a little different too.
i luv the car one. …
i luv the car one. but the old lady rocks!!!!!!!!
my fave is new car …
my fave is new car lol
Mine too!
Mine too!
he said grab ur …
he said grab ur bikes da policeman is ridin a scooter! LOL
The Pirate one is …
The Pirate one is my favorite song by far!!
My favoite is …
My favoite is pirates
the car and bike …
the car and bike are my favorites ;D
for the bike 1 does …
for the bike 1 does anybody kno wheree i can get just the beat for that song
I love that bike …
I love that bike commercial. The old lady must be one of their grandmothers.
my fav one is the …
my fav one is the new car one. i love this commercial
the head movement …
the head movement at the end of the new car one was priceless he looked so retarded lol they re commercials rock!!!! LOL