All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)

All four of the ads in one video.

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hackers stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw).
I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts.

Dream Girl:
Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl.
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s.
Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked
’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit baby
Saw their ads on my tv
thought about goin’ but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free,
credit baby!

Check it out
Gas prices
Blowing up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its easy

Duration : 0:2:32

25 Responses to “All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)”

  1. lukassnakeman says:

    theres a cop on a …
    theres a cop on a scooter!

  2. darc8888 says:

    the 3rd one’s my …
    the 3rd one’s my favorite

  3. megaanimefangirl13 says:

    i have had these …
    i have had these comercials stuck in my head for 3 hours..

  4. ednagonzalez409 says:

    there is lol
    there is lol

  5. nycityluv009 says:

    i didnt c the bike 1
    i didnt c the bike 1

  6. Championchik04 says:

    i love the bike one …
    i love the bike one. just saw it this morning. isnt there a rollacoster one? or was imagining that?

  7. Shadowz41 says:

    Bike one is my …
    Bike one is my favorite. xD

  8. ifartlestonu says:

    what ever happened …
    what ever happened to the pointy shoes and green tights

  9. MinnieRebelde8 says:

    #3 will always be …
    #3 will always be my favorite ;3
    #4 is next 😀

  10. ftjax says:

    I hate these silly …
    I hate these silly commercials & I wish they were off the air !

  11. kkrockos says:

    i like the pirates …
    i like the pirates and the new car…….lol p.e.e.e thats spells pee come on everyone and sing with me!!……………….well u dont no if i have a home so come on and lemme show u my old dogs bone!! lol hahaha

  12. Bignate00000 says:

    I want to know if …
    I want to know if they are actually a band. Because they are pretty good.

  13. FireitupBedford says:

    His voice is dubbed …
    His voice is dubbed here in the US…

  14. MultiRump says:

    mad tv made one of …
    mad tv made one of these commercials. It was a little longer than these, and it was a little different too.

  15. jesusrules8 says:

    i luv the car one. …
    i luv the car one. but the old lady rocks!!!!!!!!

  16. iluvzacefron1024 says:

    my fave is new car …
    my fave is new car lol

  17. KimMessengerOfRap says:

    Mine too!
    Mine too!

  18. chocolatecandyrox says:

    he said grab ur …
    he said grab ur bikes da policeman is ridin a scooter! LOL

  19. beeprobins says:

    The Pirate one is …
    The Pirate one is my favorite song by far!!

  20. 420marioman says:

    My favoite is …
    My favoite is pirates

  21. monaypenay says:

    the car and bike …
    the car and bike are my favorites ;D

  22. nmorris47 says:

    for the bike 1 does …
    for the bike 1 does anybody kno wheree i can get just the beat for that song

  23. towringer says:

    I love that bike …
    I love that bike commercial. The old lady must be one of their grandmothers.

  24. brynandamyshow says:

    my fav one is the …
    my fav one is the new car one. i love this commercial

  25. slipknotcrazy100 says:

    the head movement …
    the head movement at the end of the new car one was priceless he looked so retarded lol they re commercials rock!!!! LOL